- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

What's stupid a light bulb.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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