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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

an american walks out of a strip club.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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