- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

Wanna hear a joke? no

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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