- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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