Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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