a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

hers a joke... japanese people

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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