- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

child labor

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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