- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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