- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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