How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

black chicken. kfc

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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