Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

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*Science Teacher goes into his class* Teacher:MR MCAAAAAAAN! What's the answer?! MrMccann: I dunno sir. Teacher: WHAT DO YA MEAN YA DUNNO?! HAVE I EVER ASKED YOU A QUESTION YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO?! MrMcann: No Teacher:Then answer this. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER?!

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

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what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

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Why did the two blonds go to the bar together? Because they were carpooling to save money and help save the earths ozone layer that seals in all of our oxygen. They were also meeting some friends.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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Anti Joke

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