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38 studio's new game... Finance City

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

How many light bulbs? 1

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

12 in general

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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