- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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