- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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