- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

A Serbian Film

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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