- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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