- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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