Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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