What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

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Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

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Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

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