- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

A man did not like this site

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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