- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

One, two, three, four and five

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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