- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

What is funnier than 24 69

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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