- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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