- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Allah walked into AK Bar

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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