What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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