An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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