- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

I think everybody should have a penis.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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