What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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Anti Joke

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