One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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school homewrok

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Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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