- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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