- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

scraggle is in you pillow case

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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