What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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