A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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