A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

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Good job, son.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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