Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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