- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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