- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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