- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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