- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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