patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

a chinese man pays the full price

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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