- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

brock has small hands for a small job

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

white or wheat? wheat please.

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