what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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Why? Because.

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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What does? 42

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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