- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Adam Chebali is awesome

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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