What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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