Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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Anti Joke

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