- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

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