- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Andoni was here

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

whats black and strange a paki

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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