- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

What's the new green? Green

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

i hate non minorities!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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