What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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hi jonny

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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black people swimming

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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