- Anti Joke

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life" life sentence: a prison term lasting as long as the prisoner lives; "he got life for killing the guard"

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu