If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

Im about to rewrite History....... History

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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