What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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Anti Joke

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