- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

miha kako si?

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

In soviet Russia...things are different

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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