- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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