- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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