- Anti Joke

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.