- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

quantum physics?

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

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