- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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