- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Dislike if you are a prostitute

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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