- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

My spelling is horrible

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Im taking a shit right now.

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