- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

If life gives you lemonade.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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