- Anti Joke

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

What do you call a black man? Rob

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Obama = ebola

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

What do you call a black man? Rob

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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69

Obama = ebola

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

What do you call a black man? Rob

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka