I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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Ben Corbishley

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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