knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

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Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

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Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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