- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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