- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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