- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

VITAMIN C!

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

what do you call a black chef glendon

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

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