A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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