- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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