- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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