- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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