- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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