- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Blacks

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Obama lin Baden.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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