What is the difference?

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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Joe is a negotiator. When joe sees someone in trouble, he tries to help them out of it by talking. Joe failed to talk to Osama bin laden correctly. Joe is no longer living in this world. Joe drank his sorrows away and died from the alcohol in his body. Osama is completely unrelated to this, his family died in a car crash.

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What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

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whats long and black? a baton

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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Halt! Who goes there?! It is I, Prince Ali Ba Ba of Yo mamas house. To what do I owe this pleasure of your kindness? I come to you with gifts, relics, and spices. All these can be yours if the price is right. Surely there must be a mistake here. How do you go about by and by without a horse? Are you who you say you are? English mothafucka do you speak it?!!! What is this mothafucka do you speak of? Say what again, I dare you! I double dare you mothafucka say what one more goddddam time. Oh wait stop, hammer time...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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