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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

there once was a black man who played basketball

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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