What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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