- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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