Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

One, two, three, four and five

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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