I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Pain Olympics.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

My cat just died.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

how do you call someone? use a phone

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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