- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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