- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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