- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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